Sunday, September 26, 2010

Day Two

My Grandmother told me it would be a good idea to write a log of my continuing insomnia, so here it goes:

Last night I went to bed at 10:00 and as far as I could tell I fell asleep around 12:00, after that pathetic attempt I woke up and didn't fall asleep again until 5:30. Seeing as I had so much time to wonder about it I think I have an idea of what's happening here. I just can't turn off my brain. What was my greatest asset is now turning into my greatest enemy. I just sit there running through a mental checklist of mapping stuff, science stuff, alien stuff, just stuff. Not only that, but it's like I have five or six different songs stuck in my head at all times. Last night I think it was "Call on Me", the one that's on YTMND all the time.

But it's more then that, last night in particular my fabulous brain was concerned with a singular problem of the kind of complexity that's best left for day time thinking while I just wanted to go to sleep. The fourth dimension.

Yes, all last night I kept thinking about how a four dimensional Universe would work. Oh, and don't tell me the fourth dimension is Time because that is a big cauldron of WRONG.

I stared up at the ceiling, constantly imagining hypercubes float by even though I didn't want to. So, my nocturnal philosophizing has led me to one conclusion so far. In addition to the three directions we're used to, forward and backward, left and right and up and down, the fourth dimension is some how moving "parallel" to the space you're in, like, being able to move through matter.

See, this isn't helping. I'm not understanding 4-D space any better and it's taking up precious sleeping time.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

A Precious Gift Stolen

That's right everyone! Proof it still exists!

Ah yes, I love uploading new videos. What I don't love is the fact that I'm dying. Let me explain, for the past week or so I haven't been sleeping very well. I wake up at weird times in the middle of the night, I have trouble actually falling asleep in the first place no matter what time I actually go to bed and I have a cold now because of it, though, as I'm writing this it seems to be going away BUT STILL!

Last night I went to bed at nine, my throat was sore, my head was in a fuzzy place between awake, asleep and dead and I was exhausted by the various garbage of the week. So I sat there in bed, not doing anything and waiting to fall asleep.

By the time 3:00 AM rolled around I must have passed out from sheer anger, next thing I knew it was 7:30 and I didn't feel any better.

So yes, I have Insomnia, in real life.

I think I'm just not drinking enough Purple Drank before bed.

Monday, September 20, 2010



How DID this happen!?


Wolves happened.

Saturday, September 4, 2010


Greet-ings puny life-forms! It is I! DALE! I have re-turned with news from the mapping pro-ject! I was or-dered by the Da-lek Emp-er-or to IN-VEST-I-GATE! the state of things there! I HAVE TAKEN PICTURES TO PROVE IT!!!
This is me after I got off the train, it is an IN-FER-I-OR form of TRANS-PORT-A-TION!
Their doors could not ACC-OMMO-DATE! superior DALEK WIDTH! I EX-TER-MIN-ATED the door to get through!

Here I am with some fellow DALEKS!, see that man sitting next to me? He was EX-TER-MIN-ATED!


After WAN-DER-ING! for some time I fell through a hole in the...ceil-ing? Is that what you Earth-men call them?...I FOUND MY-SELF TRAPP-ED IN THIS ROOM!



I stopped to watch TE-LE-VI-SION in this room! But the only show on was some Earth-Wo-man telling me how and when I would die! I left because the TRI-AN-GLE in the back BORED ME!




Eventually, a few other DALEKS! and I found a PAR-TY. We EX-TER-MIN-ATED the HU-MAN IN-HAB-IT-ANCES and took their BE-ER. IT WAS A FUN NIGHT!